Monday, October 24, 2011

Seeding Of A Ghost a.k.a Zhong Gui (Asian Zombie Series Pt 3)



Rarely do you see a ghost make love to a floating zombie..am I right? Well at least I rarely do. Its even more rare to witness a ghost make love to a zombie who he previously raped in his human form when he was alive.. oh have I lost you? Dont worry it all makes sense at the end when the red tentacle monster, with the fangs and retractable biting baby head that shoots out of its mouth blasts out that pregnant bitches stomach. To be honest Im going to have watch this again,,,you know cuz of the awesomeness.

-recommended

--tips--
fast forward through the rape scene, cuz homie dont play dat.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

The Thing (2011 Prequel)


I was fully prepared to rip this film to shreds if it was anything less than exceptional, but I cant do that. I loved it to be honest. Its a film made solely for the hardcore fans, may be the first of its kind. Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. must be a huge fan Jon Carpenter's original, because of how much precision and care is taken to make sure the two films link up PERFECTLY. Being a die hard fan of the original, I was like a fat kid in a fat kid store. Although the use of CGI automatically makes this film inferior to the original, the creature design is creepy, lovecraftian, and awesome. If you loved the original, you will at least like this film and appreciate the pieces of the puzzle revealed...if not..you probably just got something up your ass.