Thursday, May 26, 2011

-The Mark Of Quality- Wings Hauser-

AAAAAHHHHH yes, It is time for our second Edition of "The Mark of Quality", and what better way to honor this section then with one of the finest actors of all time? Wings Hauser. The man ,the myth, the legend. From his immaculate performance in Gary Sherman's Vice Squad to his breathtaking badassery in Nico Mastorakis's "The Wind" ...the man simply can do no wrong. Here is a list of films that utilize the acting talents of the one and only Wings Hauser!!!!!!!

1.Tales From The Hood
2. The Wind
3. Mutant (aka Night Shadows)
4. Nightmare At Noon (a loose remake of "Mutant" by Nico Mastorakis, review coming soooon!)
5. Watchers 3
6. Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
7. The Carpenter
8. Vice Squad

Put some Wings Hauser deep inside your VCR now!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

The Beast Within


Advertised on Netflix as a werewolf related film (but soon removed from the section when I double checked the next day), The Beast Within is more of a were-cicada film. Yeah thats right, were-cicada. The film starts off with a happily just married couple and their dog getting stranded on the side of the road, of course the husband volunteers to go get a tow from the nearest gas station, while his wife stays behind and protects the car in the middle of the creepy ass woods. Nearby, in a creepy old house, something breaks free of its chains and heads out into the night. The wifey's dog gets spooked so she lets it out of the car where it promptly runs off into the woods and gets killed by the approaching beast .The wifey gets out of the car to inspect ...then, OOPS! She gets raped by a were-cicada. 17 years later the couples son is acting strange, you know, like he may be the son of a were-cicada. He returns to the town where his mother was raped to find out about his true past. He soon begins to react to the moons cycle and the sound of the cicadas in the forest, both making him crave human flesh. Add in a teenage love interest and you gots yourself the makings of a fine, atmospheric, and entertaining little film. Props to director Phillipe Mora (who also directed The Howling 2 & 3).


for fans of Silver Bullet and cicadas.