Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tibor Takacs' Mosquito Man



Better than I thought it was gonna be, Tibor Takacs does a fine job in the directors chair considering what he had to work with. Im not dissing Corin Nemec(Parker Louis cant lose was my shit homie) , but Tibor was hired to make a knock off of "The Fly", and its not that bad. I give him props for rocking practical effects with CGI.

The Hanging Woman


I love finding a zombie flick I havent heard of or seen yet. Unfortunately I kept falling asleep during this one. I remember a mustache man whos keeps getting girls naked then the mustache man does some other stuff. And theres zombies or something. Paul Naschy is in it.




Hell's Ground (Zibhakana)




Pakistan's first gore film. Need I say more? Of course I do dumbass. Zombies, a creepy hitchhiker dude, and a hooded killer with a morning star all await you in this fine delicacy. Definitely reminiscent of Fulci, Hell's Ground is well worth a watch for the zombie film completist. The soundtrack aint half bad either.


3 out of 5 movie rating symbols

The Fourth Kind



The Fourth Kind. I have mixed feelings about this film. On one hand I thought the "real archival footage" was stupid and EXTREMELY fake & the split screens were an awful idea that did not work. On the other hand I feel the movie contains one of the SCARIEST abduction scenes ever put on film. Overall I recommend you see it for yourself and be the judge. The film plays itself as if it were intermingled with actual interviews with abduction victims, but the footage is obviously faked. Another thing I didnt like is how aware the film makes you about the actors portraying "real" people. From the beginning there are an abundance of subtitles that say "Mila Jovovich as doctor Abigail Tyler" and so on. The abductions,however, are really fucking creepy and there is a few hypnosis sessions that get really freaky. As far as I know, there were many disappearances in Nome,Alaska but none of them were connected with alien abductions. So that is were the film gets the whole "Based on actual case studies" from.

overall- Kinda of stupid/Kind of scary

Monday, April 19, 2010

Ruben Galindo Jr Double Feature: Cemetery Of Terror & Grave Robbers



I had heard so many reviewers trash these two films that i had to see them. Thankfully i found them both online for cheap as hell in one double sided disc. I feel after watching these that Ruben Galindo Jr is the Mexican Lucio Fulci. Straight up. I loved these films, because of the the crappy quality. Great stuff, great atmosphere, great cheese. Recomended.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Pontypool


Along side Dead Snow, Pontypool proves that the zombie genre can still be original. I'll make this quick. If you like zombie flicks and appreciate when filmmakers come at the genre in a new way, then you need to see this. A secluded radio station in the basement of a church is one of my new favorite places to envision the zombie apocalypse. There is a sequel to this film in the works as I write this so do yourself a favor and go see this fucking movie. Seriously go now.

4 1/2 out of 5 zombie nuts


The Wolfman


First off, dont see this because your expecting some classic performance by Benecio Del Toro, see this movie because of the brutal attack sequences and spooky atmosphere of Talbot Hall. Del Toro is definitely the weakest link of the film and he delivers a particularly deadpan performance, but with good supporting actors Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, & Hugo Weaving the film manages to stay afloat aside from the awful thrown together love story. Now, with all of that out of the way I must say I was very entertained. Visually the film is badass as wind whips around corners of spooky mansions and town pubs while the full moon pours over dark fog drenched forests. The werewolf design is rather ballsy, sticking to the original flat dog face donned by Lon Chaney Jr in the original. But it works in my opinion, the transformation sequences are damn nice and creepy at times as well. The combination of dark jumpy dream sequences and fast gory attack scenes won me over in the end. This film is far gorier than I thought it would be. At least three beheadings I can think of and lots of other dismemberment. Overall I was glad to see a werewolf film that didnt try to redefine the genre, just polish it off and add some blood and guts. I was pleased. Oh and the feral Wolf boy was pretty damn creepy.

-4 out of five dancing gypsy bears